November 5, 2009
iGoogle might be cooler than Google Wave to me right now.
look at the racoons! they are eating pumpkin pie! with whipped cream!
earlier they were: 1. making potions with a chemistry set while playing in leaves, and 2. playing flashlight tag. (two separate occasions)
such fun.

iGoogle might be cooler than Google Wave to me right now.

look at the racoons! they are eating pumpkin pie! with whipped cream!

earlier they were: 1. making potions with a chemistry set while playing in leaves, and 2. playing flashlight tag. (two separate occasions)

such fun.

November 4, 2009
who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing? who? who? mmm, shut up, shut up girlfriends from the past.
jemaine clement

time zones are really tripping me out today

like, who decided that Europe and Asia and Africa and Australia and all those other countries are earlier than this hemisphere over here? like couldn’t they be the ones behind? i don’t think this makes that much sense but it’s not stopping me from thinking about it. my head might explode.

November 3, 2009
November 1, 2009
i’m just glad you don’t look anything like tebow
If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
He’s Just Not That Into You (via fuckyeahhappy) (via filmquotes)
October 31, 2009

hey yall

annarodriguez:

if you need a costume idea and you’re still kind of stuck. i have an idea. you can be a bee. here are the steps.
1. get invited to a halloween party and decide you’ll go as a mummy
2. get a bunch of ace bandages
3. try a few different wrapping techniques and get totally heartbroken by how shitty all of them turn out
4. after maybe an hour decide it will be better to stay home and watch scary movies and eat pickles, full of despair and resignation
5. but then realize, you have a yellow dress, three black belts (um why do you have three black belts) black tights and boots
6. you can be a bee! get a headband and cut some little antennae with balls on the end out of yellow construction paper
7. go. drink. eat candy. talk to strangers and congratulate yourself. you left the house today. 
8. FUN!!!

=very helpful info

Went to my kids’ elementary school Halloween parade. Disappointingly few “slutty girl” costumes.
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